Rufus Dumont: Ain't as simple as a click of the mouse, a trackpad swipe, in life there ain't no shortcuts for what really counts but nowadays its a modern must or else you be left in the technological dust, staring at a screen is the new american dream. If submit to that you mine as well do it with a little class take some tips from me and you'll be kickin' some ass. So let me lay it down for all you novices, option F1 displays system preferences and do you know what command option power's function is? It's a force restart. Control V moves you down a page, Command C and V are copy and paste. yeah I'm here to help you be more computer efficient and so let me kick the chorus and carry on in my mission. and last but not least, the holy grail of all shortcuts: Command Shift Control C, the developer's wet dream whose hypothetical function is to mediate the mind intentions of my digital brain. Then we'll go from master and slave, become a pawn of a computer chip's digital game, or is that already what's goin' on today? Take a cold hard look in the mirror and say: Command Shift Control C The universe is at your fingertips but can your fingertips even handle it?

Deya: damn! so catchy!! :-) nope. no shortcuts.

marshweed: damn

salperta: I have a pc, which doesn't have a "command" function. Does that mean I'm out of the loop for ever? What if the Universe isn't at my finger tips but they can handle it?

Rufus: Good point, salperta. I'm gonna have to write a 4th verse for all you PC homies then...