salperta: I saw Anne Hathaway At the farmers market today Wearing tight black jeans And converse shoes. Her husband’s nice And she seemed nice too. Saw Rachael Zoe today, Buying greens and baby kale Had 8 inch heels And a black cloak to her shoes. Her poodle was a bitch, And she seemed like one too. Got a glimple of Amy Pohler Pushing an empty shopping stroller Hiding her face Beneath dark sunglasses. Had a hispanic man Carrying her basil plant. Saw Wolfgang Puck coming by With a sly look in his eye. Has a restaurant İn every state. There’s people always Asking him for recipes. Saw John Lithgow on the run The guy from Third Rock From the Sun. He knew my great aunt, An artist from LA. I met him at a screening, But was too shy to say hi today. I saw Anne Hathaway At the farmer’s market today. Wearing tight black jeans And converse shoes. Her husbands nice, And she seems nice too.

salperta: p.s. (to the tune of the song) I saw Bruce Willis and his kid. He's as bald as a squid. I think his wife might be 21. Either way, the seemed like they were having fun.

gz:: love the opening lyric

tigerx: luv this.

marshweed: hmmm...anne? ...or bruce?... this is a really hard one. been thinking about it all day.